GEORGE BUSH IS TALKING TO AN ADVISER.
ADVISER
Mr President a small country has jsut been invaded, by a vicious neighbour with WMDS.
BUSH
Weehoo I get to nuke Iran before I leave office, this will not stand! Load up the stealth bombers, and ready the Marines.
ADVISER
Sir it's Russia not Iran doing the invading.
BUSH
Aah right. I get to send a stern letter. Load up my pen, and prepare my postcard.
ADVISER
But why President?
BUSH
Cos he said he'd give me a wedgie at the G8 conference, he's a mean bully.