http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvrzSIlIbfs
There was a genuine sighting the other day! Success!
I've Seen Mad Gary - Secret Society
So you're harrasing a guy for having an unusual car?
Pol Pot would have loved you.
We're creating a cult, it's hopefully more insidious than Pol Pot.
That makes two comparisons to Hitler and one comparison to Pol Pot that I've received on this site.
Oh man, this is genius.
"he wasn't even using darts..."
"he's trying to cook sausages with explosives..."
Brilliant, brilliant idea.
Please, if anyone is on facebook then join the group - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=20101343564
And please spread the word! If anyone wants to do a video about how M4D GARY has affected your life then that would be much appreciated!
Also, below is an extract from M4D GARY's holy book, specifically from The Gospel of B4RRY:
B4RRY 1:1-20
B4RRY 1
Introduction
1Many have undertaken to draw up an account of the things that have been fulfilled among us, 2just as they were handed down to us by those who from the first were eyewitnesses and servants of the word. 3Therefore, since I myself have carefully investigated everything from the beginning, it seemed good also to me to write an orderly account for you, 4so that you may know the certainty of the things you have been taught.
B4RRY 2
The Birth of M4D GARY
1In those days Margaret Thatcher issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire South Bucks world. 2(This was the first census that took place while Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister of Great Britain.) 3And everyone went to his own town to register.
4So Mick also went up from the town of Slough in Berkshire to Maidenhead, to Wycombe the town of D4VID, because he belonged to the house and line of D4VID. 5He went there to register with M4RY, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in a tracksuit and placed him in a cot, because there was no room for them in the Travel Inn.
The Mechanics and the Angels of Madness
8And there were mechanics working on cars in the garage nearby, replacing oil filters and cam belts at night. 9An angel of the madness appeared to them, and the glory of the Vessel shone around them, and they were terrified. 10But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. This Vessel is a new type of vehicle that will become available in years to come. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. 11Today in the town of D4VID a child of madness has been born to you; he will be the owner of the Vessel, an orange Ford Focus. 12This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in tracksuits and lying in a cot."
13Suddenly the Vessel physically appeared and reflected back an orange glow, the angel proclaimed:
14"Glory to M4D GARY in the highest, and on earth madness to men on whom his Vessel will appear to."
15When the angels had left them, the mechanics said to one another, "Let's go to Wycombe and see this thing that has happened, which the Vessel has brought news of."
16So they hurried off and found M4RY and Mick, and the baby, who was lying in the cot. 17When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, 18and all who heard it were amazed at the prophesied madness that the mechanics said to them. 19But M4RY treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. 20The mechanics returned, glorifying and praising the Vessel for all the things they had heard and seen, knowing that one day, M4D GARY would spread the Vessel and it's madness around South Bucks.
Sorry, not on facebook but I can bump this thread How about some comments, people?
Stuart never gets any comments, I think it's too good. Even though he never sent back any comments on my script. What goes around comes around. Not that I'm bitter. Humph.
"He once tried to drive a fox."
All the best comedians are dicks. Look at him - look at me - look at you.
Much as I disprove of this form of cyber bullying. I saw Gary who has a car with the numberplate made yesterday.
I was on a train and he was parked by a lake or river near Hatfield.