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What would you do for my last Malteser? Page 4

Gang bang in a vat of Maltesers and Rolos? Now I AM dreaming!

If you don't like Maltesers you're not invited.

FIGHT!!

Aww, King Rollo!!

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 12:37 AM BST

(And you can f**k my open wound)

You are Charley and I claim my £5

Quote: David Chapman @ August 12 2008, 12:44 AM BST

You are Charley and I claim my £5

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 12:37 AM BST

(And you can f**k my open wound)

Blimey!

I didn't think of it though!
I got it off the general thread!

I blame... someone else.

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 12:47 AM BST

I didn't think of it though!
I got it off the general thread!

I blame... someone else.

Blame Chapman! he always says strange shit.

Okay.

Quote: roscoff @ August 12 2008, 12:40 AM BST

You decide

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Rollo!

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 12:48 AM BST

Rollo!

Why's that camp looking king got the same name as confectionary?

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 12:47 AM BST

I didn't think of it though!
I got it off the general thread!

I blame... someone else.

Gav did it. He's sick like that.

And yet, as Ian said, it was strangely erotic...

Quote: Gavin @ August 12 2008, 12:48 AM BST

Why's that camp looking king got the same name as confectionary?

He has an extra 'l'.

Rolos are chewy, Maltesers are crunchy

and none of you can spell either!!!

"retires to bed hurt"

Just a girl saying the words 'you can f**k my...'

Whatever that next word was, it'd probably work on some level. :)

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 12:49 AM BST

He has an extra 'l'.

Oh yeh. Carry on.

And in my defence to the f**king of the wound....you did say use your imagination and that ists was disturbing so I thought you know you come out with some pretty wild stuff.

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 12:50 AM BST

Just a girl saying the words 'you can f**k my...'

I'm in!

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