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What would you do for my last Malteser? Page 2

Has anybody thought about the rights of this poor Maltese person. Have they? HAVE THEY!!!!!!

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Quote: roscoff @ August 11 2008, 11:30 PM BST

Has anybody thought about the rights of this poor Maltese person. Have they? HAVE THEY!!!!!!

Are they light as air to?

I'll look after him!!!

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2008, 11:34 PM BST

I'll look after him!!!

Calm down Zooo he's about 12.

Quote: Gavin @ August 11 2008, 11:31 PM BST

Are they light as air to?

Having been to Malta I can assure you that they need to reach a critical weight of 10 stone before they can stick to the ground. Up until then they float around on the ends of pieces of string in large groups. Think of the balloon man you see in the high street.

Quote: Gavin @ August 11 2008, 11:34 PM BST

Calm down Zooo he's about 12.

I don't think that makes any difference to her.

I believe he's Malta's one and only gay icon. You can feed me honey and fish later Zooo.

I would say "Please may I have your Malteaser, Ruby Mae?"
Little unconventional, bit wild, but I just am Cool

Last Malteser? If I want it I'll 'ave it. Nothing any of you lot can do about it.

Oi! Spelling police.

Well spotted.

He's at least 15!
:)

Isn't it supposed to be Rolos, anyway?

Malteasers are better than Rolos though.

Quote: ian_w @ August 12 2008, 12:30 AM BST

Malteasers are better than Rolos though.

Agreed.

I don't know, I haven't had Rolos for a while.
I don't feel I could make a fair comparison.

*plans trip to sweet shop*

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 12:32 AM BST

I don't know, I haven't had Rolos for a while.
I don't feel I could make a fair comparison.

*plans trip to sweet shop*

The Offie might still be open they have a few sweets.

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