Gregory & Anna are in the supermarket.
Anna
Oooh look, if you buy a 6 pack of grillsteaks you get a pack free.
Gregory
But we don't eat cows Anna
Anna
Yeah but still, you get a whole pack free. (Puts them in her trolley)
Anna
Ooooooh lookie here. If you buy a pot of marmite you get 50% off another pot.
Gregory
But we both hate Marmite Anna.
Anna
Yes but) GREGORY, you get 50% off another pot. (Puts the pots in the trolley)
They continue around the supermarket.
Anna
Oooooooooooooooooooooh do ya see that with your very own eyes. What a bar gaaaaaain. If you buy a pack of pants for a 4 year old you boy, (Thrusts the pants excitedly into Gregorys face) you get a pack in the same colour free. (Claps her hands)
Gregory
We don't know any 4 year old boys Anna.
Anna
You are such a downer. You get free stuff see. It will save us a fortune when we have our own little boy. (Tuts) Men you never think ahead. (Puts the pants in the trolley)
Anna
I love this supermarket. I have found last weeks local paper which is Free & I got this diced lamb for 1/3 off because it's sell by date was yesterday. My favourite bargain of all was this little pink girls dress, aged 7 for £3.99.
Gregory
The paper is pointless, the lamb is skanky & we don't know any 7 year old girls. All you want to do is just spend spend spend. No wonder we are always skint. All this food we wont eat & clothes for kids we don't have. You are obsessed with bargains. Well no more. Am putting my foot down for a change. (Starts to empty the trolley & pust things back on the shelves)
Anna
So your not interested in any two for one deals & reduced goods at all then.
Gregory
NO
Anna
(Opens the local newspaper) Points to an advert in personals)
So this buy an escort for the evening & get another one free is of no interest to you at all then. Oh well, bang goes your birthday present.
Gregory starts running around the supermarket to retrieve their items.
Its crap I know but there must be something I could do with it!
