Rob and Bob are sat on the sofa watching TV.
BOB
Would you like a handjob?
ROB
Eugh no you big gay.
BOB
I'm not gay, I'm just really good at handjobs.
ROB
Who do you give handjobs to?
BOB
Erm... well there's me. [thinks]
ROB
Yeah, that's called a wank.
BOB
Yeah well it's really good and I like it.
ROB
Well doesn't mean you're an expert at handjobs.
BOB
But I always cum.
ROB
Still, I wouldn't like you touching my nob.
BOB
Come on, let me do it.
ROB
No, f**k off.
BOB
Well, then I'll have to give myself one.
ROB
Not here you're not.
BOB
Try and stop me.
ROB
Ok, ok. You can give me a handjob.
BOB
Eugh, you big gay.
At that moment all of Rob's friends and family pour into the room and start laughing at him.
Public information V.O.
Kids, don't be a big gay 'cos people may laugh at you.
The crowd of people start singing "Knock off Nigel" at Rob.
END.
Worst sketch ever? Yes.
