Part 3 of a running gag
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8386 https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8388
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EXT - SOMEWHERE CLOSE TO THE GERMAN-SWISS BORDER - DAY
A FIGURE ON A WAR-TIME MOTORBIKE IS IN SHOT DRESSED IN GERMAN UNIFORM. HE'S BEING PURSUED BY GERMANS IN JEEPS AND MOTORBIKES.
HE'S SUDDENLY CONFRONTED BY A BARBED WIRE FENCE. HE THROTTLES THE BIKE AND LEAPS THE FENCE ONLY TO FIND HIMESELF CAUGHT BETWEEN THE FENCE HE'S ALREADY LEAPT AND A SECOND HIGHER FENCE.
HE LOOKS FOR A SUITABLE PLACE AND THEN THROTTLES THE BIKE AGAIN. HE TAKES OFF ON A STEEP KNOLL AND CLEARS THE SECOND FENCE.
GERMAN SOLDIER #1:
Vot ze fu...?
GERMAN SOLDIER # 2
Zat woss not suppost to 'appen!
FIGURE ON MOTORBIKE:
So long you bunch of tossers!
THE BIKE SPEEDS OFF TOWARDS SWITZERLAND
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