Olympics 2008.
THREE ATHLETES ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE THEIR MEDALS, AMERICAN, RUSSIAN AND ENGLISH.
INTERVIEWER TO AMERICAN ATHLETE: You must absolutely delighted, a gold medal at your first ever Olympics?
AMERICAN ATHLETE: Oh I am, never in my wildest dreams did I expect to win gold, I'd just like to say a big thank you to my coach, my mother, my analyst, my pet poodle, God bless America.
INTERVIEWER TO RUSSIAN ATHLETE: You were so close to taking the gold, you must be devastated?
RUSSIAN ATHLETE: Yes I am, to me, second is nowhere; if I had trained a little harder maybe I come in first place.
INTERVIEWER TO ENGLISH ATHLETE: Well at least you tried, a long way back but you tried, tell me, how are you feeling?
ENGLISH ATHLETE: Oh I'm over the moon! First time at the Olympics and I won a medal!
INTERVIEWER: Yes but it's only a bronze.
ENGLISH ATHLETE: Who gives a shit about the colour? A medals a medal, woo hoo! Let's parteeeee! I won a medal! I won a medal!
I'm sure he'll have a few hundred in mind on the same subject 