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Russia's declared war

Jeezus, that was sudden.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 8 2008, 6:01 PM BST

Jeezus, that was sudden.

On who?

Does it matter?

War means business will be booming in the arms industry - good for the economy, and we are over populated, so it's good news all round then. As long as they don't go nuclear, of course.

Is it on telly yet? Not that I'll be watching..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7548715.stm

That'll last a month max the Russian tanks'll start falling apart.

Georgia's biggest ally is the US.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 8 2008, 6:07 PM BST

Georgia's biggest ally is the US.

This'll end well.

Stupid bastards.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 8 2008, 6:08 PM BST

This'll end well.

Stupid bastards.

US are in no fit state to fight on another front...prehaps Britain should offer a hand...for a price

Quote: Gavin @ August 8 2008, 6:09 PM BST

US are in no fit state to fight on another front.

Do be so sure.

George Bush will says it's OK - you can all rest in your beds.

Storm in a tea-cup.

Now, if Russian tanks were rolling into China right now, that would be news!

Actually this is very, very scary.

The only thing in the Russian arsenal that really works, and had been invested is their nuclear weapons. They've spent a lot on them in the last 10 years.

If Russia is trying to make it clear thay they're still a big dog, in advance of the oil running out to keep US from pinching they're supplies later.

Then this could get nastier very quickly

Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2008, 6:16 PM BST

Actually this is very, very scary.

The only thing in the Russian arsenal that really works, and had been invested is their nuclear weapons. They've spent a lot on them in the last 10 years.

If Russia is trying to make it clear thay they're still a big dog, in advance of the oil running out to keep US from pinching they're supplies later.

Then this could get nastier very quickly

I'll be fine they'll get bored with the lack of vodka and f**k off back home.

We hope.

When Russia occupied an airport an airport in ALlbania during the Kosovo conflict. One Russian general described their mission as to,

Get drunk and sell their weapons.

Quote: DaButt @ August 8 2008, 6:11 PM BST

Do be so sure.

Ha ha - oh dear, we're all gonna die.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 8 2008, 6:20 PM BST

Ha ha - oh dear, we're all gonna die.

Ye if the Americans are aiming for the Russians guranteed we'll be first to go as the bombs find their way :P

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