TWO MEN (ROB AND PETE) SIT ON A SOFA.
ROB:
So, what do you reckon on the new Batman then?
PETE:
Ooh, yeah, it's dark. It's so dark. And black. Really black. And dark.
ROB:
And complex.
PETE:
Ooh, yeah. Dead complex and sophisticated, yeah, and deep.
ROB:
Yeah, deep and complex. And dark.
PETE:
Oh, hang on, the second part's coming on.
GRAMS: 1960s Batman theme tune.
BOTH LEAN FORWARD TO WATCH TELLY.
ENDS.