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Rational fears.

I'm bored so here's a fun and potentially life saving thread.

What are the things we should all be scared of?

1 Bullies and daylight. Both potentially lethal to nerds.

2 Homo-philes. Paedophiles whove prgressed to seducing adults, often found in Forbidden Planet.

3 Responsibility.

4 Traffic.

5 France and all it's perfidious ways.

Did you write that for Aaron?

Accidentally swallowing your tongue while you're asleep. Always sleep with a knife by your bed so you can perform a self-tracheotomy.

Boredom.

We should be scared of strangers.... especially those we meet online.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 7 2008, 1:14 PM BST

Did you write that for Aaron?

No are you not scared of the French and their perfidious ways?

Organised Troops of Badgers

It's the disorganised ones that scare me.

I like French women. Once you've persuaded them to wash and shave their armpits, they're sexy.

Well you know what some people consider a sweaty unshaven armpit......

Quote: EllieJP @ August 7 2008, 1:16 PM BST

We should be scared of strangers.... especially those we meet online.

Aw, an online stranger's just a friend you haven't met yet. But a pervy friend who's probably fupping himself mental while he's typing.

Quote: sootyj @ August 7 2008, 1:16 PM BST

No are you not scared of the French and their perfidious ways?

No - I don't mind the French.

I'm worried about my godchild giving away personal information on the internet, because her parents and her teachers can't and won't teach her anything about it, because they don't understand the internet.

I'm also worried about politicians not knowing anything about information technologies, although they are the ones to regulate them (that must be why they're so happy to introduce biometrical identity cards and authorise centralised data collection).

Oh and I have a borderline irrational fear of my family or my boyfriend dying by slipping in the shower. Okay, make that irrational.

Barriers.

Put up a barrier and you'll only make an enemy on the other side.

Peace everyone:)

Although if Finck had a barrier around her shower, it would lessen the chance of one of her nearest and dearest cracking their heads open when they slip.

So, swings and roundabouts.

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