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Oh God. I know I'm going to regret asking this, but why is Ronnie Corbett sinister?

He bought a take out at my local Indian (very good one)

He was extremely solidly built like a chimpanzee and very angry.

He looked quite dangerous.

Laughing out loud

That is the funniest thing you've ever written.

;)

Every one picks on me, as a protest I shall change my avatar to gay batman.

Aw, I didn't mean it!

I even did a winky!

See I'm crap at emoticons.

That looks like I jsut pooed so hard I had a mild stroke.

I will get rid of gaybatman.

People wouldn't be able to pick on you if you didn't make crazy statements like the guys from On The Buses being sex offenders! >_<

Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2008, 12:28 AM BST

I reckon he shagged Vanessa Feltz on celebrity wife swop.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2008, 12:29 AM BST

Oh God. I know I'm going to regret asking this, but why is Ronnie Corbett sinister?

I thought you were going to ask why you thought he'd shagged that fat old trollope.

Did you watch the show? They could barely keep their hands off each other. He looked at her like a starving terrier viewing a great big pile of sweaty bacon.

Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2008, 12:36 PM BST

He looked at her like a starving terrier viewing a great big pile of sweaty bacon.

That is really quite, quite vile.

Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2008, 12:36 PM BST

Did you watch the show? They could barely keep their hands off each other. He looked at her like a starving terrier viewing a great big pile of sweaty bacon.

No I didn't - fortunately.

What about the lovely Miss Debbie McGee? I probably would.

Yes a classic borderline boiler.

Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2008, 1:01 PM BST

Yes a classic borderline boiler.

Deeply deeply sexist. I'm shocked to my core. I do her.

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