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Self defence for nerds

Something all us nerds should know.

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I got bored after about 10 seconds. It's a load of rubbish. A real 'nerd' wouldn't go outside enough in order to need to use it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6bSRcRAhnc&feature=related

Also I have been looking at Theremins

this one gets cool after about a minute.

I have to much time on my hands, I'm not even writing.

Lazy sod.

Awesome!

That's ace, wonder if you could install a theremin in a toilet bowl as a practical joke?

Quote: sootyj @ August 7 2008, 11:22 AM BST

That's ace, wonder if you could install a theremin in a toilet bowl as a practical joke?

Logistically that's probably impossible. 'twould be a brilliant joke though.

Quote: sootyj @ August 7 2008, 11:17 AM BST

Also I have been looking at Theremins

Oh, Theremins are ace. I've wanted one for yeeeeearsss. They look like so much fun.

Quote: sootyj @ August 7 2008, 11:22 AM BST

That's ace, wonder if you could install a theremin in a toilet bowl as a practical joke?

If you do nothing else in your life sooty, you must do that.

The more I think the funnier it would be.

The probable prison sentence would be worth it.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Single-aerial-Theremin-synth-theramin-for-sci-fi-sounds_W0QQitemZ230277097509QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item230277097509&_trkparms=72%3A984%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318

£39 so tempted.

Quote: sootyj @ August 7 2008, 11:17 AM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6bSRcRAhnc&feature=related

Also I have been looking at Theremins

What we want is some John Otway playing Crazy Horses on one. Something to be seen to be believed.

It seems to be the idea every one loves.

I've actually got a Theremin in my toilet. It's their natural habitat. That and the open plains an all.

Quote: Griff @ August 11 2008, 12:23 AM BST

I've got a therapist in my toilet. Beat that.

I've got THE rapist in mine.

I've got Paul Daniels.

But the little turd won't flush.

Aw no, Paul Daniels is lovely.

He's not so pretty now.

Actually i quite like the pint sized funster.

He's like a less sinister Ronnie Corbett.

I reckon he shagged Vanessa Feltz on celebrity wife swop.

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