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The real Dr Horrible

A WOMAN IS CHATTING WITH HER FRIEND AT A BAR.

WOMAN1

So you know I fell in love with Dr Horrible.

WOMAN2

Yes NPH is gorgeous, such a shame he's gay.

WOMNAN1

Well I found my own real life Dr Horrible.

WOMAN2

Handsome, sensitive, good singer?

WOMAN1

No he disects abandoned pets for ICI.

THE DR APPEARS AND BURSTS INTO SONG.

DR

Puppy day
See him there
He's scared
Whining

He's run away
No one cares
Here I go
Disembowling

With my scalpel
I will stop
The dog

With my scalpel
I will blind the puppies
Blind the birds too

WOMAN2

Oh and he can sing you lucky girl.

Do I need to finish all the song, do I need to goto bed?

Original lyrics Freeze Ray

Laundry day
See you there
Under Things
Tumbling

Wanna Say
Love your Hair
here I go
mumbling

With my freezeray
I will stop
the world

With my freezeray
I will find the time to
find the words to

Tell you how
how you make
make me feel
what’s the phrase?

like a fool
kinda sick
special needs
anyways

with my freezeray I will stop
the pain
it’s not a deathray or an icebeam
that’s all Johnny Snow

I just think you need time to know
that I’m the guy to make it real
the feelings you don’t dare to feel

I’ll bend the world to our will
And we’ll make time stand still

that’s the plan
rule the world
you and me
anyday

love your hair
(what?)
no I…I uh… love the air
anyway

with my freezeray I will stop–

Bed :)

Not sure it would work for anyone who hasn't seen the show!

An audience of 30 million will do me thankyou!

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