Again, REEEEEE-JECTED! 
Dan
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CREEP
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(GORDON BROWN TO THE TUNE OF RADIOHEAD'S 'CREEP'.)
When he was here before me,
I couldn't look him in the eye
Tony was their angel
*My* skin makes them cry
He floated like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish *I* was special
He was so f**king special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
You're gonna have to wait
I want total control
You're not having an election
Till I'm ensured the starring role
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
"Everyone's so f**king special"
I wish *I* was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
They're voting blue again
They're voting blue
They're vote, vote, voting blue...
(MOCK ELECTIONEERING) "Whatever makes you happy"
"Whatever you want"
"You're so f**king special"
I wish I was special...
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
(ALMOST WHISPERED) I don't belong here...
END
(EDIT: Original words, if not in direction of copyright
When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so very special
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
when I'm not around
You're so very special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh
She's running out the door
She's running out
She run run run run...
run...
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so very special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here...
)