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Where is ian_w? Page 8

The kitteh?

Noo, Ian!

Where is heeeeee? I need sex.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ August 22 2008, 12:02 PM BST

Noo, Ian!

Where is heeeeee? I need sex.

Goodness me.

Come back, ian! Teary
(not just for the boysex)

I think he's just tring to get out of coming to the meet. He'll reappear afterwards.

*shakes fist*

Why does ian_w keep going missing? It's not right. More right than the weird heterosexual/homoerotic virtual bumsexfests, mind you.

Is it deeply offensive and wrong to make some joke about the holocaust as an explanation for his absence?

Depends how good it is. I think he's just doing it for the attention. :)

It wouldn't have been very good, probably badly worded and not very funny. Something along the lines of 'maybe he cant get the internet any more now hes locked up in Auschwitz' something like that.

Incidentally, a friend of mine once took a shit in Auschwitz. Highly disrespectful I know, its a truly astonishing and disturbing place, but when its a case of either shit your pants or run off and find a corner, he had to make a decision.

Quote: Charisma @ August 22 2008, 6:51 PM BST

It wouldn't have been very good, probably badly worded and not very funny. Something along the lines of 'maybe he cant get the internet any more now hes locked up in Auschwitz' something like that.

:O That's bad. The joke I mean. :)

Quote: Charisma @ August 22 2008, 6:51 PM BST

Incidentally, a friend of mine once took a shit in Auschwitz. Highly disrespectful I know, its a truly astonishing and disturbing place, but when its a case of either shit your pants or run off and find a corner, he had to make a decision.

:O I hope he found something to wipe with. I suppose it depends where he had his shit as to whether it's disrespectful or not. In the German officers quarters maybe considered, very inadequate, payback.

Surely they had toilets?
It is a tourist attraction now. (well, you know what I mean, they do tours.)

Yeah, a friend of mine's been too.

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2008, 7:35 PM BST

Surely they had toilets?
It is a tourist attraction now. (well, you know what I mean, they do tours.)

I'm only relaying the story that I was told...he wasn't saying it as a joke or to be quirky, in fact he was quite embarrassed by it! I've never been though. But he was on one of those tours when he was bursting.

Why did no-one tag and newter him when I mentioned it last time. Now he may never come back.

Are we stalking him? As a forum?

*neuter

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 22 2008, 8:07 PM BST

Are we stalking him? As a forum?

Good idea! Who of us is without restraining order?

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