The most boring person on TV has to be Myleene Klass.
She is so nice it's f**king offensive.
Now, I know all the males are going to say "but she has nice tits" (just to prove that they're straight ) but would you want to go out for a drink with her? Given that there's no chance she'd get drunk and/or shag you.
Can you imagine it?
"Myleene do want another drink?"
"no, I can't."
"Go on."
"No, I've already had a white wine spritzer. I'll get tipsy. Excuse me. I've got to go home so I can wear some nice bikinis tomorrow in a nice advert for nice M&S. Nice to meet you."
" yeah...f**k off!"
Has she ever done anything remotely interesting? Taking a shower in a bikini? I bet she's such a prude she does that in the privacy of her own bathroom.
I feel mean now. She's probably quite a nice person... oh yeah, that's the problem with her.