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The Most Boring Person in Showbiz Page 5

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 7 2008, 3:26 PM BST

I think Chris Evans suffers from the "ginger equals twat" stereotype (cf Catherine Tate, Mick Hucknall). But for a brief shining moment in 1995-96 he was the coolest man in Britain.

Chris Evans cool????

TFI, his pretty funky Radio1 show, Big Breakfast, I'm jumbling the years but these much watch shows.

Celebs of the day went to him cap in hand.

The thing about cool is when it fades you're despised.

It doesn't fade for every one.

Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2008, 7:51 AM BST

It doesn't fade for every one.

And I thank God every day for that.

Jeremy Clarkson is for me the most boring man on the telly. Though his Top Gear colleague Richard Hammond is very close to him. He had a bit of a bump in a car and that's all he's ever spoken about. Do like James May though.

I'll go for Vernon Kay.

Spot on re Clarkson and Hammond Jack!

But luckily for Hammond, he's cute like an icckle puppy!

Quote: zooo @ August 8 2008, 5:27 PM BST

But luckily for Hammond, he's cute like an icckle puppy!

...and that's what counts in life! ;)

Well it is a part of TV presenting, let's face it.

It sure is!

And anyway, off camera he might be a great guy in real life! :)

The most boring person on TV has to be Myleene Klass.

She is so nice it's f**king offensive.

Now, I know all the males are going to say "but she has nice tits" (just to prove that they're straight :) ) but would you want to go out for a drink with her? Given that there's no chance she'd get drunk and/or shag you.

Can you imagine it?
"Myleene do want another drink?"
"no, I can't."
"Go on."
"No, I've already had a white wine spritzer. I'll get tipsy. Excuse me. I've got to go home so I can wear some nice bikinis tomorrow in a nice advert for nice M&S. Nice to meet you."
" yeah...f**k off!"

Has she ever done anything remotely interesting? Taking a shower in a bikini? I bet she's such a prude she does that in the privacy of her own bathroom.

I feel mean now. She's probably quite a nice person... oh yeah, that's the problem with her.

I echo the above sentiment.

Haha!

I don't mind her at all.

She is verr verr nice. But, not in a too-annoying way, I find.

There must be someone who annoys me by being too nice...

Me?

Myleene Klass is OK in my view.

Being nice is OK.

Martha off of Dr Who's a bit too 'nice' in real life.

But I still don't really hate her.

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