I'm Alex.
Uuummmmmm, I've been trying to write lately.
Here are some comics: http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=479
Here is some artwork: http://eggheadcheesybird.deviantart.com/
Here is me improvising with a box on my head: http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=oRzYQ9ot9Vs
Here is the character Professor Holt from the film Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown, as portrayed by the brilliant Lisa Gaye:
I hope we can be friends.
Hi Eggie! 
Hello Eggie ... beware of toast soldiers!
Welcome to BSG!
Hello!
Hey Alex!
Yo!! Welcome. 
Hello Alex - are you Ray Dawes in disguise? When I saw you as an old man.
Hello Eggie/Alex!
Hi Eggie! Welcome.
Hey Eggie... tell us a yolk!
That was fowl.
You guys crack me up
EDIT: Holy Bejesus! How did I already get eleven posts?
By arguing that black is blue.
If by black you mean 'Family Guy' and by blue you mean 'unfunny' and by arguing you mean 'stating the infallable fact'...
Then I would be as utterly f**king nuts as you are. 