Erm . . . anybody seen Wenlock and Mandeville anywhere?
Now look.
This top of the page thing is starting to look a bit suspicious !
The Olympics Page 73
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 1 2012, 6:15 PM BSTErm . . . anybody seen Wenlock and Mandeville anywhere?
Now look.
This top of the page thing is starting to look a bit suspicious !
THey're under investigation for doping and being shit.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 1 2012, 6:15 PM BSTErm . . . anybody seen Wenlock and Mandeville anywhere?
They locked in the back of the Routmaster with Leona Lewis and left them in China, never to be seen again.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 1 2012, 6:15 PM BSTErm . . . anybody seen Wenlock and Mandeville anywhere?
For whatever reason, one eyed, giant sperm monsters aren't the most 'cuddly' of mascots.
We could have gone down the Lion route, but they're really not native to London. We should have gone for a mangey fox in a banker's top hat stealing from the poor.
I'd have just gone for a cuddly Boris, squeeze his tummy and hear him say
"Hello Londoners f**k off this bus you scum it's for tourists."
or
"Hello Londoners Boris here when I'm Primeminister I'm selling you all to the Saudis for medical experiments"
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2012, 9:28 PM BSTI'd have just gone for a cuddly Boris
How would we tell the difference between the mayor and the toy Boris?
The toy one is less likely to f**k the wife of the owner of the Spectator.
A cyclist in Hackney has just been run over and killed by an Olympic Bus on the same day Team GB wins a cycling Gold.
:/
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 1 2012, 9:42 PM BSTA cyclist in Hackney has just been run over and killed by an Olympic Bus on the same day Team GB wins a cycling Gold.
Thats sad. And what a brilliant idea to have most of the transport handled by drivers who don't know the routes.
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2012, 9:49 PM BSTThats sad. And what a brilliant idea to have most of the transport handled by drivers who don't know the routes.
If only the cyclist had been less inspired by the Olympics and more of a lazy twat, like me, then he'd be alive now.
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2012, 9:49 PM BSTThats sad. And what a brilliant idea to have most of the transport handled by drivers who don't know the routes.
It's called multi-culturalism.
Are people from SOuth Asia naturally worse bus drivers?
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 1 2012, 6:15 PM BSTErm . . . anybody seen Wenlock and Mandeville anywhere?
Now look.
This top of the page thing is starting to look a bit suspicious !
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8532/366/
Well here ya go Oldrocker, now I'm top of the page. You are now free to carry on posting your creaky, geezery, racist rubbish without fear of being 'on top'.
Doh! I can't get to the top of the page, even if I try. 