Testicles ? Show us your cock.
Ian Hislop screamed as she inserted him into her lady bits.
Pual Merton gazed on with the glazed disinterest of a monitor lizard on valium.
Gordon Brown what do you think of that arse?
He said to the other guest star......
....Steve Irwin, who had been reincarnated as a very small yappy dog. "Ruff!", said Steve.
Meanwhile, the man with the 'Worlds largest penis' did boldly go...
down on himself.
Meanwhile the guy with the 2nd largest penis said Elton John you're so dull since we got married, and you stopped snorting coke.
Ha!, snorted Elton and proceeded to sing:
(To the tune of 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
I've got a lovely pair of hairy nuts
All sweaty and full of creamy milch-cha
You can suck it out through this "straw"
There won't be much at first but there'll soon be plenty more!
Oh, I've got a lovely pair of hairy... erk!
Just then the money runs out in the electric meter and the whole set is plunged into darkness...
[quote name="Scott Evans" post="226700" date="August 4 2008, 8:45 PM BST"]Okay let's see where this can go.
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OK Mr!
So?
What d'ya think?
I think someone should remove 'funny' from the thread title 
I think you should have a nice dinner to stop your tummy rumbling!
Come back Mr Scott Evans and review the 'meisterwerk' your thread has become!
