Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 4 2008, 7:01 PM BSTWhy haven't you got a girlfriend yet? Your mother wants grandkids.
If you're my Dad who's my mother?
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Quote: PhQnix @ August 4 2008, 7:02 PM BSTIf you're my Dad who's my mother?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, but it's Robyn.
I might well go. Depends how many people on the final list want to kill me.
How above if it's need instead of want?
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 4 2008, 7:03 PM BSTI didn't want to have to tell you this, but it's Robyn.
This adds a new layer of sickness to many of the jokes you've told previously.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 4 2008, 7:04 PM BSTThis adds a new layer of sickness to many of the jokes you've told previously.
I have to amuse myself somehow. I have a gay son with a Johnny Depp fixation. Sigh.
That is literally exactly what I would want.
Quote: zooo @ August 4 2008, 7:08 PM BSTThat is literally exactly what I would want.
Can you be my new mummy? My daddy is sad and disappointed.
You can't have him, he may be a disappointment, but he's still my son and I love him. Come here Elliot *holds arms wide*, come to your father.
OK!
Oh bugger. Easy come easy go.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 4 2008, 7:12 PM BSTYou can't have him, he may be a disappointment, but he's still my son and I love him. Come here Elliot *holds arms wide*, come to your father.
But can't zooo be my new mummy?
This is by far the weirdest discussion I've had on these forums.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 4 2008, 7:12 PM BSTYou can't have him, he may be a disappointment, but he's still my son and I love him. Come here Elliot *holds arms wide*, come to your father.
I bet you put daddy first, and then thought that sounded a bit too sexy.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 4 2008, 7:14 PM BSTThis is by far the weirdest discussion I've had on these forums.
And rather perverted.
Quote: zooo @ August 4 2008, 7:15 PM BSTI bet you put daddy first, and then thought that sounded a bit too sexy.
Quote: Aaron @ August 4 2008, 7:17 PM BSTAnd rather perverted.
Indeed.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 4 2008, 7:14 PM BSTThis is by far the weirdest discussion I've had on these forums.
Yeah... I think maybe we should stop now and pretend this never happened.
But if you were gay and my son I would let zooo adopt you and give you a better life than I ever could. I hope that means something, anyway.
p.s. I'm only 29.