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"I hope so. I'll just sit in a corner and listen to you guys, then it'll be alright. I'm really dull, you know".

"You cannot possibly be as dull as I".

I'm Spartacus!

I need um, sherbert dip dabs?

Quote: Seefacts @ August 5 2008, 12:09 AM BST

I'm a veggie and need somewhere to store my massive ego.

Laughing out loud

... Seriously though. Don't confuse me with bad puns and attempts at humour. Emphasis on the attempts. Unimpressed

Quote: zooo @ August 5 2008, 12:10 AM BST

I need um, sherbert dip dabs?

Already catered for. :)

Quote: Aaron @ August 5 2008, 12:07 AM BST

You cannot possibly be as dull as I.

Oh yes, I can. And I probably will.

Seriously, please do not make such a big deal out of it or I just won't dare to enter the pub. How sad would that be, if I watched you through the window being all cheerful and laughing while I was standing alone in the rain with a large bunch of shopping bags. I'd be a sad bag lady...

Will pounded yam and curried goat head be on the menu?

Okay, so we'll have a kids table, and a table for us dull quiet people, will we be needing a table for the outgoing extroverts? Or will they just be dancing on the bar...?

Will anyone want to go to a pub or something before the big meet? I think I'll need a few drinks in me to actually socialise properly. Or should that just be left until the meet?

Quote: Finck @ August 5 2008, 12:12 AM BST

Oh yes, I can. And I probably will.

You drink. And are interested in sports. You've automatically got more in common with most people than I do. ;)

But I'm sure it'll be fantabulous.

Quote: zooo @ August 5 2008, 12:13 AM BST

Okay, so we'll have a kids table, and a table for us dull quiet people, will we be needing a table for the outgoing extroverts? Or will they just be dancing on the bar...?

The latter!

Quote: NickTheDon @ August 5 2008, 12:15 AM BST

Will anyone want to go to a pub or something before the big meet? I think I'll need a few drinks in me to actually socialise properly. Or should that just be left until the meet?

It will almost certainly be in a pub...

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ August 5 2008, 12:12 AM BST

Will pounded yam and curried goat head be on the menu?

Well I can ask, if you like. :P

Quote: Aaron @ August 5 2008, 12:08 AM BST

Well this brings my next question:

Does anyone have any special dietary or accessibility requirements?

Yes - I need lots of Real Ale.

Bed. No really. Wave

"I'm boring" "I can't socialise" - are we all retards?

Does BSG stand for Big Sad Gommos?

Quote: David Chapman @ August 5 2008, 12:18 AM BST

Yes - I need lots of Real Ale.

Watch out for counterfeit ale - don't be a knock off Nigel.

Quote: Seefacts @ August 5 2008, 12:19 AM BST

"I'm boring" "I can't socialise" - are we all retards?

Does BSG stand for Big Sad Gommos?

Yes!

Well, I don't know what a gommo is, but yes, just the same.

Quote: NickTheDon @ August 5 2008, 12:15 AM BST

Will anyone want to go to a pub or something before the big meet? I think I'll need a few drinks in me to actually socialise properly. Or should that just be left until the meet?

I'll arrive Saturday morning. Not that I couldn't occupy myself, but if you were there early, too, I wouldn't want you to get bored all alone. :)

What's the cheapest way to get to Central London from Stanstead? I only know Heathrow and Gatwick.

Quote: Finck @ August 5 2008, 12:22 AM BST

I'll arrive Saturday morning. Not that I couldn't occupy myself, but if you were there early, too, I wouldn't want you to get bored all alone. :)

What's the cheapest way to get to Central London from Stanstead? I only know Heathrow and Gatwick.

Haha, plan.

The cheapest way would be to walk ;) Nah joking, I'm not much help with that really sorry!

Quote: Aaron @ August 5 2008, 12:08 AM BST

Does anyone have any special dietary or accessibility requirements?

A massive stained glass dome roof so I can smash through it and make a f**king awesome entrance.

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