British Comedy Guide

Sicko

A MAN IN A WHITE COAT IS TALKING TO ANOTHER MAN

WHITECOAT

You wander round in the nude, you're a sex pest, and you bite people. You're a very sick puppy.

MAN

So what? He's a puppy, now whats wrong with him?

HE HAS A PUPPY ON HIS LAP, IT LOOKS POORLY

Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2008, 11:23 PM BST

A MAN IN A WHITE COAT IS TALKING TO ANOTHER MAN

WHITECOAT

You wander round in the nude, you're a sex pest, and you bite people. You're a very sick puppy.

MAN

So what? He's a puppy, now whats wrong with him?

HE HAS A PUPPY ON HIS LAP, IT LOOKS POORLY

WHITECOAT
(TO PUPPY) Son offa bitch!

I'd think more

PUPPY

Bothered, face, am i?

Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2008, 11:23 PM BST

A MAN IN A WHITE COAT IS TALKING TO ANOTHER MAN

WHITECOAT

You wander round in the nude, you're a sex pest, and you bite people. You're a very sick puppy.

Okay on 2nd read maybe your TRYING to say this though it isn't as clear...

WE PAN ROUND TO SEE A MAN WITH A PUPPY ON HIS LAP.

MAN
I'm sorry doc. Now any idea what's wrong with the dog?

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 4 2008, 5:38 PM BST

Okay on 2nd read maybe your TRYING to say this though it isn't as clear...

WE PAN ROUND TO SEE A MAN WITH A PUPPY ON HIS LAP.

MAN
I'm sorry doc. Now any idea what's wrong with the dog?

That works nicely!

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