INT. MALE AUDIENCE. ON STAGE A VERY SEXY GIRL IN A LOW CUT TOP AND SHORT SKIRT WITH THIGH LENGTH BOOTS STARTS DANCING AND THEN STRIPPING SEDUCTIVLEY.
SHE TAKES OFF FIRST ONE BOOT AND THEN THE OTHER TO REVEAL REALLY FILTHY, MANKY CALOUSED FEET THAT HAVE NOT BEEN WASHED FOR MONTHS.
SHE THEN POKES THEM AT THE FACES OF THE MEN IN THE FRONT ROW, LIKE A NORMAL STRIPPER WOULD HER BREASTS. THE MEN LOOK REVOLTED AND TURN AWAY.
END
Nice 
, well not nice but you know what I mean.
Inspired by the firemen sketch I just read, a variant:
INT. MALE AUDIENCE. ON STAGE A GIRL DANCES SEDUCTIVELY AROUND A POLE TO SLOW MUSIC.
THE MUSIC FADES INTO SIREN.
FIREMEN START SLIDING DOWN THE POLE PUSHING THE DANCER AWAY AND RUN OUT OF SIGHT.
EVERYONE'S LOOKING IN THE DIRECTION WHERE THE FIREMEN HAVE RUN.
SIREN STOPS. MUSIC STARTS.
GIRL CONTINUES DANCING.
END
Nice one Finck: it almost makes think that BSG'ers could write a successful TV sketch show between them ..but then I think, we don't have an uncle working as a TV producer, so how? 
Good skit Fink, but you should really post in your own thread.
EVERYONE'S LOOKING IN THE DIRECTION WHERE THE FIREMEN HAVE RUN.
Come on Finck, Vas is der constructionection?
Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2008, 11:51 PM BSTGood skit Fink, but you should really post in your own thread.
Sorry. Didn't dare. And it sort of isn't mine as it's a merger of the firemen and the stripper sketch.
Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2008, 11:54 PM BSTEVERYONE'S LOOKING IN THE DIRECTION WHERE THE FIREMEN HAVE RUN.
Come on Finck, Vas is der constructionection?
What?
Finck: Girls are always welcome on my post, I mean, in my post well, er.. can thread in my post, anyway.. yay! 
Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 4 2008, 12:00 AM BSTFinck: Girls are always welcome on my post, I mean, in my post well, er.. can thread in my post, anyway.. yay!
Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 4 2008, 12:00 AM BSTFinck: Girls are always welcome on my post, I mean, in my post well, er.. can thread in my post, anyway.. yay!
... if only to make jokes like that one.
I liked the sketch, btw.
It reminded me of a scene in Van Wilder. Can't find it on youtube at the moment.
Ta! Van Wilder passed me by. A lot of stuff from about 1980 to 2006 passed me as I became a recluse (got a job and wife) and almost never saw the telly or went to the cinema. I only just discovered 'The Blues Brothers' which I now love to bits.
I like it a lot, Frankie and it has lots of gross, even scatalogical potential (which I won't go into!).
Ta! Fred. I was always a bit scatty! >_<