British Comedy Guide

Drink Driving Sketch

Just one sketch now.

Ext. Front of pub

Two men stumble out of the pub. Man 1 stumbles up to a car. He starts stabbing his key at the lock.

Man 2: What are you doing?

Man 1: (SLURRED) I'm gonna drive us home.

Man 1 falls backwards. Man 2 helps him up.

Man 2: I can't let you do that.

Man 1: Why?

Man 2: We haven't got a kebab yet.

ENDS

:D

Cheers.

And if it's a running gag they shouldn't be driving in the first place.

Is that another of your infamous puns?

:)

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