Aw. Is Griff Captain Hammer? I think he'd like that. 
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Hmm what does Cpatian Hammer call his hammer?
HIS PENIS!!
His hammer is his penis.
Quote: Griff @ August 3 2008, 1:17 PM BSTBefore we enter litgation regarding this alleged change of style, my legal counsel would like me to point out that the punchline to your latest sketch involves Spottyman having given the Martian Manhunter herpes.
You read it dies it work?
I thought Superted being labelled a fat poof, was a more natural ending.
Well that's jsut rude.
Damn your editing posts has once more looking schizophrenic.
And it's a variant on a theme. My topical skits are the same joke recycled 100s of times over.
There is no originality, only mastery of form.
Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 12:50 AM BSTSteve Miller Band?
Who made that up?
Cos that's ace.
I started writing a sketch about a month or so ago where David Milliband was mistaken for Steve Miller Band.
Thing is, it's still unfinished as I couldn't think of a punchline.
Hi,
I just discovered this forum, and was really enjoying the way the constructive criticism works - I hope people are equally generous when I post my not-quite/not-at-all working ideas
Anyway, just to say I enjoyed the sketch, speaking as a newcomer, it's certainly much more than an in-joke pastiche. I know it's a bit obvious, but Hague could wheel on in a pram / throw ice-cream at Cameron. Or something.
Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2008, 12:52 AM BSTBattyman and Robin?
That reminds me of a poster I saw on holiday last year advertising a club night entitled "Buttman and Robin," which made me laugh. Thought maybe there's a sketch there somewhere.