Q: Why did the baker's hands smell?
A: Because he kneeded a poo
Terrible, I mean REALLY terrible, jokes
I've just been reading a book about the history of glue.
I couldn't put it down.
I was offered a 42" Widescreen TV with an audio problem for £40.
I couldn't turn it down.
I won't post anything here. I don't make any terrible jokes.
Quote: David Chapman @ August 3 2008, 12:38 AM BSTI won't post anything here. I don't make any terrible jokes.
Well I must admit, that one was good!
Quote: Tuumble @ August 3 2008, 12:09 AM BSTQ: Why did the baker's hands smell?
A: Because he kneeded a poo
Wasn't this joke the start of a similar topic last year???!
I had a necrophiliac relation with Denmarks greatest physicisit of the 40s, and the Emperor of Mongo.
I gave up it was f**king dead Bores-Ming.
I jsut invented that.
Should I be proud?
No.
Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2008, 12:47 AM BSTI had a necrophiliac relation with Denmarks greatest physicisit of the 40s, and the Emperor of Mongo.
I gave up it was f**king dead Bores-Ming.
I jsut invented that.
Should I be proud?
No!
NO.
No! Enough of the puns already! Marc P is the king of puns!
- "My dog's got no nose."
- "How does it smell?"
- "It can't, you insensitive bastard."
Oh well, so much for originality
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Frank?
Anne Frank who?
Achtung Juden!
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 3 2008, 12:58 AM BST- "My dog's got no nose."
- "How does it smell?"
- "It can't, you insensitive bastard."
Why are you talking to yourself?