I've just watched some episodes of Jam and have decided to try my hand at writing something in the style since I idolise Chris Morris. Here it is.
INT. A HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
There is a woman on a bed having just given birth. There is her husband next to her and a few doctors and midwives. One of the midwives is putting a blanket round a baby.
MIDWIFE
Congratulations. It's a bouncing baby boy
As she walks over to the woman on the bed she trips over and drops the baby on the ground. There is an appropriate baby-hitting-the-ground noise. There is a pause where everyone looks at each other as if to say "what do we do now?"
HUSBAND
You liar. He didn't bounce at all
Everyone laughs heartily.
MIDWIFE
Can we get a mop in here?