A SCHOOL HALL FULL OF KIDS DRESSED AS PIRATES, THE HEAD MASTER ALSO A PIRATE IS ADRESSING THEM.
HEADMASTER
Yo ho ho, and a fine morning to ye school. Todays assembly is about piracy, and why it be so great.
But it also be about a terrible threat. A threat worse than the dread Royal Navy.
KIDS BOO
Highway men. They may look like us with tricorn hats, and eye patches. But they ain't, would ye trust a man who was, who was a land lubber?
KIDS GIVE HORRIFIED GASPS.
Aye they can't swim, consort with horses, and can't even bury treasure. And no scallywag be born a highway man, it be a choice.
What ever that Russell Black Heart Davis may say.
ONE KIDS BURSTS INTO TEARS AND RUNS OUT.