3 CHILDREN DRESSED AS PIRATES ARE DRAWING IN A CLASSROOM, THE TEACHER DRESSED AS A PIRATE WALKS UP AND DOWN.
TEACHER
Yahaaar put ye pens, ye skurvy dogs. Now lets look at what thy has drawn.
PICTURE1
Aye that be a fine pirate ship.
PICTURE2
Mad Jimmy, the honours student, that be the finest picture of a ship I ever did see,
PICTURE3
Gods teeth! This is no pirate galleon, it be a horse, what kind of a pirate are ye?
KID3
I'm not a pirate I'm a highway man.
TEACHER
It be detention ye be getting.
KID3
I can't help it I was born that way.
