British Comedy Guide

Door 2 door.

2 PALESTINIANS ARE HUDDLING IN A CORNER.

P1

I see the Israeli PM has resigned.

P2

What makes you say that?

SEVERAL ISRAELI SOLDIERS BURST IN.

I1

Good evening scum, we are here on behalf of the Likkud party.

I2

We like to talk you about how the Likkud party can reliably opress you for the next 4 years, you dogs.

Somehow (I know this is wrong) but I want that line to be:

I1
Good evening scum, we are here on behalf of the Liberal Party.

I think Clegg as a nazi has great potential

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