2 MEN SITTING AT A DESK WITH PHOTOS OF BABIES, AND A BIG SIGN SAYING
"Bonny Baby contest today,"
A MUM APPROACHES THEM SHE HAS A BABY IN HER ARMS.
MUM
Can I enter my baby?
MAN1
Course you can, coochee coo what a lovely little baby.
MAN2
What's it's name?
MUM
Tommy.
MAN1
How old is he?
MUM
6 months.
MAN2
Whose a great big, juicy baby boy?
MAN1
What does he taste like?
MUM
You disgusting freaks.
SHE KICKS THE TABLE OVER AND SLAPS MAN1
THE TWO MEN GET UP, NOW THEIR WIGS HAVE FALLEN OFF WE SEE THEY ARE GORDON BROWN, AND ALISTAIR DARLING.
GORDON
You bloody idiot Darling, persuade the poor to eat their babies? To lower family tax credits, and save food waste.
ALISTAIR
Jonathon Swift thought it was a good idea, in a Modest Proposal.
GORDON
One more modest proposal from you, and you're getting a Jonathon Swift kick up the arse.
DAVID CAMERON COMES BY PUSHING AN ENORMOUS PRAM.
DAVID
Still stealing my policies Gordy?
BORIS JOHNSON STICKS HIS HEAD OUT OF THE PRAM HE'S WEARING A BABY BONNET.
BORIS
Help he's going to eat me, just like he did with Willian Hague!
