3 ISRAELI POLITICIANS STANDING IN A ROW.
P1
Now Ehud Ohlmert Prime Minister of Israel has resigned, vote for Likkud for your new PM.
We're a tough right wing party, and will grind the Palestinains into the dust.
P2
Well I'm with Kedimah the left wing, liberal Israeli party.
Vote for us and we'll grind the Palestinians but feel really guilty about it.
P3
I'm Nick Clegg and I had sex with 30 women.
THE OTHER 2 STARE AT HIM.
And we should grind the Palestinians into the dust.
Short, sharp and very funny! End of.
Nice one!
Glad some one got the terrible Nick Clegg gag.
Quote: sootyj @ July 31 2008, 9:09 PM BSTGlad some one got the terrible Nick Clegg gag.
That's not the point. It's the fact that the third person feels obliged to conform with the others that's funny! - e.g., it could be David Miliband:
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DAVID MILIBAND:
I'm David Miliband, the next leader of the British Labour Party - AFTER I grind Gordon Bro --- (SEES THE OTHER 2 STARING AT HIM) er, -- the Palestinians into the dust.
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Same difference!