I bet it's Ben Elton
Meet the Writers: Mike Booth Page 2
"Jesus loves you, but his Dad thinks you're a shit."
"Both women and shoes are designed to have parts of the body put in them"
Mike - do you do the Grey Bloke vids as well as having to do a day job?
Yes. But luckily I have no friends*, so it's not like the animation interferes with my social life.
*Except for Ben Elton.