The massive hammer is only metaphorical. It signifies all of the corruption on the forum which takes away your hope for humanity.
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The hope is replaced with sexual perversion! Yay!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 2:56 PM BSTThe massive hammer is only metaphorical. It signifies all of the corruption on the forum which takes away your hope for humanity.
Noone's going to smash the metaphorical hope cake under my watch! I will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, etc., etc.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 31 2008, 2:59 PM BSTThe hope is replaced with sexual perversion! Yay!
Sounds just like Blake!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 2:56 PM BSTThe massive hammer is only metaphorical.
Oh, no, my dear, it is very, very real! And slightly unwieldy.
I'm terrified now.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 3:05 PM BST
Don't be scared. It just mashes the cake up nice and good into lots of very small pieces. So we can all have a bit.
Anyway, forgetting my manners and the point of this thread, which is to say 'Hello Matt!'
You sure that's all it'll do? Just scatter hope, rather than destroy it? 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 3:10 PM BSTYou sure that's all it'll do? Just scatter hope, rather than destroy it?
Yes, yes, that's right, it'll scatter the hope so that there's some sort of equal distribution.
So it's a communist hammer?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 3:17 PM BSTSo it's a communist hammer?
Oh for Christ's sa... yes, yes, if you like, if it makes things okay for you. That's exactly what it is.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 31 2008, 3:09 PM BSTAnyway, forgetting my manners and the point of this thread, which is to say 'Hello Matt!'
Hiya!
I'm afraid with all of the discussion about Communist Hammers nobody has yet cut me a piece of cake. Although there was a delightful young man who offered me some sushi.
It's blowfish, and I'm sure I cut all the poisonous bits out.
I'm from Bristol too Putters. I was just hoping you wouldn't find out and come round.
Welcome Matt 
Hello Matt! Don't mind them, they're only mentals.
Quote: Finck @ July 31 2008, 3:00 PM BSTI will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, etc., etc.
Beautiful.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 31 2008, 4:38 PM BSTIt's blowfish, and I'm sure I cut all the poisonous bits out.
I'm from Bristol too Putters. I was just hoping you wouldn't find out and come round.
Welcome Matt
Come round?! I'm watching you right now. *ducks back into cover*