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What 5 things would you put in Room 101 & why? Page 8

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 31 2008, 7:07 PM BST

I'm lucky. They rarely approach me cause I look too young and when they do they ALWAYS ask my age and I say I'm 17 so they leave me alone!

Smug Pleased.

I just walk straight past. Saves wasting the vocal chords.

I just smile and say sorry and don't slow down at all.
Well, sort of shout it over whatever their saying in a slightly obnoxious way.

I'm one of those people who just can't say no though :(
I hate myself for it, but it's like one of Howard's acting freezes - I just can't do anything about it at the time and then curse myself afterwards.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 31 2008, 2:44 PM BST

1.Anybody who uses some kind of Orwellian reference as part of their BSG name.

Oh. Bugger. Don't think I deserve another four things.

You don't deserve anything! How very dare you?

Don't you know who I am?

I'm George Orwell's great, great granddaughter!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 1 2008, 11:02 AM BST

You don't deserve anything! How very dare you?

Don't you know who I am?

I'm George Orwell's great, great granddaughter!

It's a briliant quoute too!

:D I like you Marc! You can stay... :)

Hurrah!

:)

My 5 choices are in STRICT order.

1. Time (for everyone but me)
*gets of sofa and goes to high street*
2. All bank vault locks
*wanders in to banks taking piles of cash*
3. All border controls (including tickets and passports. Flights are now on a 1st come first served basis)
*gets to airport and to front of flight queue for as yet unknown destination*
4. Ist pick in this selection - thereby resuming time (for those still interested)
*get on flight to live life of luxury in the sun*
5. Banish ALL evidence of this post and ALL those who have knowlege of this post

Mwhoah Ha Haa Cool

Quote: EllieJP @ August 1 2008, 11:02 AM BST

I'm George Orwell's great, great granddaughter!

Is this you being serious or me being thick?

Would be cool if it was true... you are being thick though.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 1 2008, 1:53 PM BST

Would be cool if it was true... you are being thick though.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ August 1 2008, 1:53 PM BST

Would be cool if it was true... you are being thick though.

:)

Whew, all is normal in the world.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 1 2008, 11:02 AM BST

You don't deserve anything!

Ellie, thank you for confirming what I have, at the very base of my being, always known. I can take some sort of perverse comfort from that.

Glad I could be of service! :P

I'm glad that you're glad that you could be of service.

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