Sofa Matt
Friday 1st August 2008 2:27pm
757 posts
My 5 choices are in STRICT order.
1. Time (for everyone but me)
*gets of sofa and goes to high street*
2. All bank vault locks
*wanders in to banks taking piles of cash*
3. All border controls (including tickets and passports. Flights are now on a 1st come first served basis)
*gets to airport and to front of flight queue for as yet unknown destination*
4. Ist pick in this selection - thereby resuming time (for those still interested)
*get on flight to live life of luxury in the sun*
5. Banish ALL evidence of this post and ALL those who have knowlege of this post
Mwhoah Ha Haa