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1. Dumb detox diets - This lumps in the McKeith as well. It just bugs me how dumb they get and how many dumbass people fall for them. Eat carrots for three days and you to will turn into a supermodel. No, you will turn into a carrot.
2. Tank like prams - Whatever happened to strollers? Why do mums have to incase their babies in half a ton of lead with a gun station on the top? They always try to run you over and block doorways and tut at YOU as you try to pass.
3. Paranoia - You've heard me on this subject before, let's leave it here.
4. Mobile phones - They are more trouble than they are worth. I don't like phones and everyone knows this and knows I have it off but doesn't stop them sending me half a dozen texts everyday so when I do turn it on, it beeps non stop for 20 minutes. And I don't care if they take pics, play music, etc. I don't expect the mircowave to do the washing up too, why do I need this junk?
5. Chris Martin - Does my nut. Met him once and he was a rude git. I love the fact he preaches on about fair trade but is happy to wear clothes and advertise items made by third world children in sweatshops. Total tit.
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