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What 5 things would you put in Room 101 & why? Page 6

Quote: chipolata @ July 31 2008, 12:15 PM BST

Smoking is quite cool, though. And women who do it, sexy.

Couldn't disagree more!

(This might be another lesbian day...)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 12:21 PM BST

(This might be another lesbian day...)

sets up video camera.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 12:21 PM BST

Couldn't disagree more!

(This might be another lesbian day...)

I've been out with French and Spanish girls and it's practically compulsory for people in those countries to smoke. I never had a problem with it. Their choice.

Quote: swerytd @ July 31 2008, 12:13 PM BST

Re: how to get smokers to stop buying cigarettes -- simply change warnings they don't care about on packets ("You might die in the most horrible ways") to "You pay approximately 90% tax on this product!" They'd stop buying it like that <clicks fingers>.

I once suggested that we should change the name of cigarettes to something more difficult to pronounce, like, zgryzsghjnk. And then only sell them to people who could pronounce the name properly.

"Can I have a packet of zgrzz ... zrgyz ... zuggsink. Ah, forget it."

Quote: Gavin @ July 31 2008, 12:24 PM BST

sets up video camera.

Laughing out loud If this is a lesbian day then it could be problematic...

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 31 2008, 12:26 PM BST

I once suggested that we should change the name of cigarettes to something more difficult to pronounce, like, zgryzsghjnk. And then only sell them to people who could pronounce the name properly.

"Can I have a packet of zgrzz ... zrgyz ... zuggsink. Ah, forget it."

Laughing out loud Genius! I love it!

Quote: Griff @ July 31 2008, 12:25 PM BST
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I'm stiffening up just looking at her.

Quote: chipolata @ July 31 2008, 12:24 PM BST

I've been out with French and Spanish girls and it's practically compulsory for people in those countries to smoke. I never had a problem with it. Their choice.

A lot of my family is Spanish/Spanish descent and you're right - they smoke like chimneys! The Spanish girls I used to know had mouths that reeked of stale ash tray unless you got them to have a damn good gargle with the old, 'El Listerino!'

Happy memories: 'just spit it out over there, dulce!'

Dios mio!

Fx :)

Laughing out loud "Dios mio!"

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 31 2008, 10:17 AM BST

Yeah, the problem there is it's addictive and easily available. If you're feeling a bit down it's easy to pop to the shops and pick up a packet.
The fact that it makes a lot of money for people can't be right, surely? Otherwise all drugs would be legal.

I know it's addictive. I smoked cigars for awhile. But surely (if you're not stupid, which you're not) you can see that the benefits of going through giving up smoking far outweigh giving in to the craving.

It wears off if you just stop smoking the shit! Smokers who want to quit and can't/don't have got me stumped! :(

1.Anybody who uses some kind of Orwellian reference as part of their BSG name.

Oh. Bugger. Don't think I deserve another four things.

1. People who say rather than do

2. Spitting

3. Hate

4. Bores

5. Greed

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ July 31 2008, 2:54 PM BST

1. People who say rather than do
2. Spitting
3. Hate
4. Bores
5. Greed

What if I said I hated you but I didn't?

Why would you if you don't?

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ July 31 2008, 4:15 PM BST

Why would you if you don't?

To subvert the system?

Quote: Finck @ July 31 2008, 4:18 PM BST

To subvert the system?

Very rock and roll, man.

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