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What 5 things would you put in Room 101 & why? Page 3

Quote: Seefacts @ July 30 2008, 11:28 PM BST

Well, I don't mind dogs or babies, just don't spunk the place up when you see one or when one comes into your place of work.

Ha! Yes that is annoying. Oh look, another red faced, flakey skinned, squirmy blob. How... nice.

Quote: ian_w @ July 30 2008, 11:28 PM BST

That's funny, I read that as chick.

Laughing out loud

I will also add this story because I want to post it. Because it irritates me.

Discussing the recent pier fire in Weston with someone I work with (an irritating, middle-aged Northerner who never shuts up) this exchange occurred.

Her: "Well, I didn't see it on the news at 6.30"
Me: "No, it broke at 7.30 just as I was getting up. It just came through."
"Oh, well I didn't see it"
"No, it literally broke at 7.30 - the fire started at 7am. The story broke at 7.30"
"Well, the worst one was September 11th"
(Me, in my head) WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Her: "And before that, Diana's death. My daughter came running in - she'd only be 6 - and said 'Mum, mum Diana's died'. I said don't be silly. But September 11th gave me goose bumps. I watched it happen live".

Quote: zooo @ July 30 2008, 11:30 PM BST

Ha! Yes that is annoying. Oh look, another red faced, flakey skinned, squirmy blob. How... nice.

Add to that people who insist babies look different and say stuff like 'He looks like you.' What a flaky, fat, pale blob?!

Quote: Griff @ July 30 2008, 11:38 PM BST
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Bones?

You can't put them in Room 101, I'd go all floppy and it would be embarrassing.

*Applauds Griff's post*

The Steve Wright thing got a big laugh from me.

Oh PAIN!

Well I'm right with you on the others.

But some people like a bit of pain...
Plus, how else are you going to know to pull your hand out of the fire?

Hmm, I'll swap your starvation for my wires Griff?

- dirty people
- stupid people
- violent people
- selfish/rude people
- creatures with more than 4 legs

Quote: Griff @ July 30 2008, 11:50 PM BST

I would just categorise wires as mildly annoying. And also they bring us electric power, which is difficult to transmit wirelessly.

But it would make me appear a bit more humane, that's the important thing.
Though I strongly suspect you made your first four selections purely to strengthen the Steve Wright gag at the end.

Quote: Griff @ July 30 2008, 11:52 PM BST

Oh I like stupid people as long as they are not dirty, violent, selfish, rude or polypedal.

:D

:D
Both would've been as good!

God I wish I had your discipline! Night mate.

Talking of pikeys. I am part gypsy apparently. Jewish, Russian, gypsy and circus clowns on my mother's side, Catholic Irish on my dad's. With a French great grandmother. Sorry Aaron.

:)

Quote: Marc P @ July 31 2008, 8:49 AM BST

Talking of pikeys. I am part gypsy apparently. Jewish, Russian, gypsy and circus clowns on my mother's side, Catholic Irish on my dad's. With a French great grandmother. Sorry Aaron.

:)

Don't! He'll get his little tank out!

Clowns, though?

*shudders*

Lol

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