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What 5 things would you put in Room 101 & why? Page 10

Quote: zooo @ September 20 2008, 4:20 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Anyone who went to *any* premiere dressed up like a character from the film, to be honest.

Do it in the privacy of your own home, that's what I say.

Damn *hides pictures of himself waiting in a line up for the new Indiana Jones movie*

Oh no, if it involves sexy cowboy/Indy hats it's all good.

Quote: zooo @ September 20 2008, 4:46 PM BST

Oh no, if it involves sexy cowboy/Indy hats it's all good.

And a whip

I was going to add "Plus I see nothing wrong with a roomful of babes dressed up as Wonder Woman" and then I saw:

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Yikes!

To be fair the actual Wonderwoman there has quite a weird... hip, area herself. But, yeah...

Quote: Curt @ September 20 2008, 4:49 PM BST

And a whip

YES.

True, there is something disturbingly nappyish about the Lynda Carter outfit above. She was the first female superhero that sprang to mind. I would go and Google further but then I'll never get today's writing done.

This is the best I could do for Indiana Jones. It's a bit poor.

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1) Seriously, SERIOUSLY fat men who sit next to you on the train, getting hotter and sweatier as they discharge an odour that smells a bit like Roquefort-covered digestive biscuits. This happened to me today on a THREE HOUR journey.
2) Andi Peters, for obvious reasons.
3) People on rough council estates who sunbathe on their front steps in hot weather, despite having a perfectly good back garden. I assume this is because they don't want to miss anything, the nosey scruffy bastards.
4) The same people on rough council estates who proudly talk of community and close-knit, caring families, then allow their three year old toddlers to run about bare-arsed at the side of busy roads.
5)Beer, for making me lardy.

Quote: Perry Nium @ September 20 2008, 8:54 PM BST

3) People on rough council estates who sunbathe on their front steps in hot weather, despite having a perfectly good back garden. I assume this is because they don't want to miss anything, the nosey scruffy bastards.

Laughing out loud True

I loved Room 101 when Paul Merton did it. I would put in:
1. Seats that lean back on public transport
2. Katie Price
3. People who don't use the correct grammer
4. Football
5. Katie Price

Quote: Charly @ September 24 2008, 5:15 PM BST

I loved Room 101 when Paul Merton did it.

Quelle surprise...! ;)

Quote: JuliaC @ September 24 2008, 5:17 PM BST

Quelle surprise...! ;)

How..... how do you know I'm a PM fan? Spy!!
Huh?

No, that's Finck!

People who don't use the correct grammer

I thought that too. :)

Also, grammar*

The spelling was my point.

I was also going to note that people normally say "use correct grammar" rather than "use the correct grammar", but I am not sure that the latter is definitely incorrect.

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