Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 12:39 AM BSTElliot wants to do sex to Gavin.
Only human bless.
Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 12:46 AM BSTStrangely the french sticks are the most supportive.
strange the French are usually the first to crumble.
Have all the moderators gone on strike? Page 16
Yeah, I imagine the bread rolls are all "Ah, poor you" on the surface, but "Those buns are definitely too hot" behind their back.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 12:41 AM BSTYes. But it's not always you two being 'filthy.' There are many instances where zooo is just attempting to break down your distorted self-image. Which is the same, just less teenagery.
I was going to protest that my self-image isn't distorted, but then realised that it'd only open up the whole discussion when we're discussing the discussion, which could be rather confusing.
So I'll just say: "Hmmmmmmm."
Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 12:42 AM BSTAwwwwwwwwww
Tell them to f**k off. Say you're on your woman's periods or something.
I regularly swear at inanimate objects. It's like a hobby or something.
Quote: David Chapman @ August 3 2008, 12:42 AM BSTYou do have some talent after all Aaron. I think you should send this to Mills & Boon.
I shall begin its expansion forthwith.
Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:48 AM BSTswear at inanimate objects. It's like a hobby or something.
I actually do! All the time. Bloody...things!
Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:50 AM BSTI was going to protest that my self-image isn't distorted, but then realised that it'd only open up the whole discussion when we're discussing the discussion, which could be rather confusing.
So I'll just say: "Hmmmmmmm."
I'm going to take that as a victory.
Quote: Gavin @ August 3 2008, 12:47 AM BSTOnly human bless.
Totally debatable.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 3 2008, 12:45 AM BSTDo the bread rolls tell them they're great after you've cussed them out?
LOL.
(It's more the Danish pastries.)
Conversations with bread? Sounds like Carla Lanes rather schizoid alter ego.
Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 12:46 AM BSTStrangely the french sticks are the most supportive.
Really? Surely they just kind of, you know, cower and hide?
Quote: Gavin @ August 3 2008, 12:47 AM BSTOnly human bless.
I think they are trying to prove a point.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 12:50 AM BSTI'm going to take that as a victory.
Take it any way you want, baby. 
(I still maintain that there's a complete tonal difference and consistency to it!)
Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 12:52 AM BSTI think they are trying to prove a point.
Those pesky baguettes! Can't trust their motives. *shakes fist*
Do you get to bake cookies and stuff too?
Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:54 AM BSTTake it any way you want, baby.
Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:54 AM BST(I still maintain that there's a complete tonal difference and consistency to it!)
Agree to disagree yadda, yadda, yadda.
Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:54 AM BST(I still maintain that there's a complete tonal difference and consistency to it!)
Their whiny teenagers
you two are whiny 20 somethings...same thing essentially
Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:54 AM BSTDo you get to bake cookies and stuff too?
Yep. Loads of stuff.
Ooo. *tries to think of something else he can ask about, but alas is lacking in flour-related goods knowledge*
Erm. I always found that bread that's like a big oval-y loaf, with ridges on the back, to be quite funky! I call it "hedgehog bread". 
Do you do bacon butties?