Well? Who's never achieved a damn thing? Who writes material of absolutely no merit whatsoever? Who, just thinking of their own pathetic scribblings, is sent plunging into a neverending shame spiral?
Who is the least successful writer who posts here?
David Bussell.
And he smells.
*slowly raises hand*
I'm also the least successful brain surgeon, fighter pilot and shipping forcaster.
Quote: Seefacts @ July 29 2008, 5:42 PM BSTDavid Bussell.
And he smells.
lovely.
It depends. If you define success as, say, always making it to the toilet in time, then ok, I'm not successful. But then, who is?
I'm the least successful person who tried to blow up the World.
See? Unsuccessful.
Me! As I have never tried any (big league - I have had a few poems in anthologies published. But I don't know if they count because one was called "Talkin' 'bout my generation 2008" and with a name like that...?) writing.
You've been published? Then you are faaaaaaaaaaabulous dahlink.
And a proper writer. Oh yes. 
Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 6:10 PM BSTYou've been published? Then you are faaaaaaaaaaabulous dahlink.
And a proper writer. Oh yes.
Thangs, dahlink.
It was only an "Age 12 - 18" thingy though. 
I thought you were a writer?
I am faaaaaaaabulous dahlink too.
Yay! Do we have badges?
They'd have to be very long to fit in all the a's.
The only thing zooo writes are love letters to male celebrities. And she writes them with Crayola.
Winterlight is upset that none of us have sent him one.
Poor Winterlight. *rubs his head*
Don't need 'em, mate.
I am shocked and appalled at your jealousy, Griff.
I have a poem and a short story in print, so I'm not a complete failure, just an almost complete one.
Still though, who can say they have a 100% record? 
Oh and there was that sitcom I had commissioned. Oh no, that's the lie one, sorry forget that.