British Comedy Guide

Cops

INT. DAY. POLICE STATION

A WOMAN RUNS IN TO POLICE STATION IN A DISTRESSED STATE

WOMAN: Officer! I've been molested by two men.

DESK SERGEANT: What exactly did they do to you Madam?

WOMAN: They kept fondling and grabbing my breasts.

DESK SERGEANT: Did they venture down below if you don't mind me asking Madam?

WOMAN: Actually they didn't but they wouldn't stop pulling my boobs.

TWO MEN IN SUITS WALK INTO STATION

WOMAN: (pointing) That's them!

DESK SERGEANT: Hello lads! Assets Recovery Agency Madam.

Good idea, well execduted, and very original.

Maybe slip in a line to inidicate that her boobies are augmented.

This is good, Nigel.

Thanks for comments guys.

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