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He's making a list and changing it twice.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7528652.stm

Hooray you can get away with murder!

I'm going to buy a gun, and make list of every one who I find vaguely threatening and then shoot them.

Who should I stick on my list?

Gordy Brown's threatening to raid my taxes, thats pretty threatening.

You do realise that if Morrace or Pete die a horrible death, you're going to get a knock on your door;)

There was a reported incident of people squabbling on a forum and one of them tracking down the other and killing him.

Just run them over in the car after a couple of lagers and get 3 points on your licence. Sorted!

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2008, 12:13 PM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7528652.stm

Hooray you can get away with murder!

I'm going to buy a gun, and make list of every one who I find vaguely threatening and then shoot them.

Who should I stick on my list?

Gordy Brown's threatening to raid my taxes, thats pretty threatening.

I've already done this, I'll dig my list out..

It's not complete yet, but I'm on the case..

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

A list of people who should be "dealt with…" (shot)

Anyone who is “in yer face”; or who has “attitude”; or has a big ego or is loud and aggressive without talent or ability…

Anyone who adopts anything remotely “street” as either a fashion statement or lifestyle…

Anyone who, when in a foreign or host country, speaks their native language loudly and aggressively on public transport or in the street…

Anyone who is an ‘arsehole’

Anyone who posts a list of people who should be shot…

Anyone called Gordon (shoot them all, taking Herod’s approach..)

Anyone who has an ear piercing who is not a) a woman, b) a sailor, or c) a genuine Romany…

Anyone who has a body piercing…

Anyone who has a body…

Revised: Anyone who has a body piercing who is not part of an ethnic African tribe…

Anyone who has a tattoo who is not a sailor...

Any sailor who has a tattoo that is not a ‘Crown & Anchor’…

Any tattoo that does not have a suitable sailor responsible for it…

Any religious fruit-cakes… OR religious tea-time assorteds

Anyone who doesn’t believe that we are all created equal…

Anyone who will not “love thy neighbour…”

Anyone who believes that they and only they are “the chosen few”…

Anyone who knocks on your door to “save you…” (except firemen)

Anyone else, really…

Fx

I find this news far more troubling:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7528858.stm

Bloody hell I have one weekend off drinking with a jippy tummy, and the country goes to pot.

If this means my preffered murky, brackish real ale is doing ok compared to vile mass produced lagers huzzah!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 29 2008, 12:32 PM BST

I've already done this, I'll dig my list out..

It's not complete yet, but I'm on the case..

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

A list of people who should be "dealt with…" (shot)

Anyone who is "in yer face"; or who has "attitude"; or has a big ego or is loud and aggressive without talent or ability…

Anyone who adopts anything remotely "street" as either a fashion statement or lifestyle…

Anyone who, when in a foreign or host country, speaks their native language loudly and aggressively on public transport or in the street…

Anyone who is an ‘arsehole'

Pretty reasonable but you'll need a machinegun, or maybe an atom bomb.

Anyone who posts a list of people who should be shot…

Anyone called Gordon (shoot them all, taking Herod's approach..)

Anyone who has an ear piercing who is not a) a woman, b) a sailor, or c) a genuine Romany…

Anyone who has a body piercing…

Anyone who has a body…

Revised: Anyone who has a body piercing who is not part of an ethnic African tribe…

Anyone who has a tattoo who is not a sailor...

Any sailor who has a tattoo that is not a ‘Crown & Anchor'…

Any tattoo that does not have a suitable sailor responsible for it…

Any religious fruit-cakes… OR religious tea-time assorteds

Anyone who doesn't believe that we are all created equal…

Anyone who will not "love thy neighbour…"

Anyone who believes that they and only they are "the chosen few"…

Anyone who knocks on your door to "save you…" (except firemen)

Anyone else, really…

Fx

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 29 2008, 12:23 PM BST

You do realise that if Morrace or Pete die a horrible death, you're going to get a knock on your door;)

Sigh, that was jsut banter.

I was thinking more of those vicious bastards in the sauna industry.

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2008, 1:17 PM BST

Bloody hell I have one weekend off drinking with a jippy tummy, and the country goes to pot.

If this means my preffered murky, brackish real ale is doing ok compared to vile mass produced lagers huzzah!

I was thinking more of those vicious bastards in the sauna industry.

Laughing out loud yes vicious, but very poor Teary

What's your favourite non-lager tipple then? Mines Hopback Summer Lightning, ever had it?

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2008, 1:17 PM BST

Sigh, that was jsut banter.

I was thinking more of those vicious bastards in the sauna industry.

At least their pores are clean.

And the ho's too!

You can't call it a dirty business!

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 29 2008, 1:28 PM BST

Laughing out loud yes vicious, but very poor Teary

What's your favourite non-lager tipple then? Mines Hopback Summer Lightning, ever had it?

Hmm where to start Nelson's blood, Fransikanner, IPA )any decent one),

and of course.

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apparently the only beer Winston Churchill liked

Though Sootyj am be happen when

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only drink positive upthink, yes?

Obscure 1984 gag,

Not so sure, alot of articles that it wa sbrewed for the directors originally, and CHurchill insisted on having own supply.

I mean in fairness he had a heroic appetite for booze.

I think it was Wellington who said,

Burgundy for boys, Port for men, Brandy for heroes.

Poor old Charley, I think he wasn't expecting to win anything, and then he panicked.

Haven't there been a long honourable list of drunken PMs.

Maybe Gordy needs a drink?

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2008, 2:18 PM BST

I think it was Wellington who said,

Burgundy for boys, Port for men, Brandy for heroes.

I think it was Jonathan king who said,

Pink Champagne for heroes, pink gin for men and a slow comfortable screw up against the wall for boys.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 29 2008, 12:32 PM BST

I've already done this, I'll dig my list out..

It's not complete yet, but I'm on the case..

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

A list of people who should be "dealt with…" (shot)

Anyone who is "in yer face"; or who has "attitude"; or has a big ego or is loud and aggressive without talent or ability…

Anyone who adopts anything remotely "street" as either a fashion statement or lifestyle…

Anyone who, when in a foreign or host country, speaks their native language loudly and aggressively on public transport or in the street…

Anyone who is an ‘arsehole'

Anyone who posts a list of people who should be shot…

Anyone called Gordon (shoot them all, taking Herod's approach..)

Anyone who has an ear piercing who is not a) a woman, b) a sailor, or c) a genuine Romany…

Anyone who has a body piercing…

Anyone who has a body…

Revised: Anyone who has a body piercing who is not part of an ethnic African tribe…

Anyone who has a tattoo who is not a sailor...

Any sailor who has a tattoo that is not a ‘Crown & Anchor'…

Any tattoo that does not have a suitable sailor responsible for it…

Any religious fruit-cakes… OR religious tea-time assorteds

Anyone who doesn't believe that we are all created equal…

Anyone who will not "love thy neighbour…"

Anyone who believes that they and only they are "the chosen few"…

Anyone who knocks on your door to "save you…" (except firemen)

Anyone else, really…

Fx

Pleased to see you're being reasonable about this.

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