BARRACK OBAMA IS ENTERING EUROPE AND TALKING TO AN IMMIGRATION OFFICER.
IMMIGRATION
Name.
BARRACK
Barrack Obama.
IMMIGRATION
Purpose of visit?
BARRACK
I'm an American Presidential candidate.
IMMIGRATION (INTO RADIO)
Hello Code Brazillian, we've got a terrorist threat, urgent code Brazillian.
BARRACK.
I'm sick of this. Ok I'm Black, my name sounds like Osama, and my wife was an assassin for the Black Panthers. But I am not a dmaned terrorist.
IMMIGRATION
We know that, you must think we're pretty thick. The last US president we let in invaded two countries, destoryed the environment, and pinched the Queen's arse.
BARRACK
George Bush?
IMMIGRATION
You're just making it worse for yourself.
