Up arse.

A NEWS OF THE WORLD JOURNALIST IS TALKING TO MAX MOSELEY

JOURNALIST

Here's your £60,000 damages Mr Moseley.

MAX

You can stuff it.

JOURNALIST

But you won it.

MAX PULLS HIS TROUSERS DOWN AND TURNS AROUND.

MAX

Dumpkopf I mean you can stuff up my arse, and call me Anne Wank when you do it.

HANDS JOURNALIST A LONG STICK.

MAX

And get it nice far up, De Bild owe me a million euros that'll need alot of room.

I know I don't belong here, but can I pleeeaaase correct the German?

(*Dummkopf, *Die Bild)

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. It's a medical condition.

Be my guest, did you like the skit though?

This is one of your best topicals - short and sharp.

Thanks.

Infuriatingly the planning in my best skits is 2-3 minutes at most.

I either get the idea or not.

I like it, too. But I think it could be even a bit shorter.

Like:

MOSLEY
Dummkopf! I mean you can stuff it up my arse! But make sure there's enough room left for the millions I get from Bild!

HANDS OVER STICK.

Aah now that is good advice,

and me thinking I was the pope of short skit land.

[quote name="sootyj" post="219567" date="July 28 2008, 10:42 PM BST"]A NEWS OF THE WORLD JOURNALIST IS TALKING TO MAX MOSELEY

JOURNALIST

Here's your £60,000 damages Mr Moseley.

MAX

You can stuff it.

JOURNALIST

But you won it.

MAX PULLS HIS TROUSERS DOWN AND TURNS AROUND.

MAX

Dumpkopf I mean you can stuff up my arse, and make sure you leave space for the million I'm getting off De Bild

HANDS JOURNALIST A LONG STICK.

Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2008, 11:00 PM BST

Aah now that is good advice, and me thinking I was the pope of short skit land.

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Well you are. If only it wasn't for the Great Schism of Spellcheck.

Oooh a low blow, right in my massive bloated ego.

I could be out for the count.

Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2008, 11:04 PM BST

Oooh a low blow, right in my massive bloated ego.

I could be out for the count.

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You're still the pope of short skit land!

The re-write is excellent. This sketch is done, Send it off.

Thanks good advice from Finck wasn't it?

Another good one, as has been said.

Quote: Finck @ July 28 2008, 10:49 PM BST

(*Dummkopf, *Die Bild)

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*Bump*. *Nudge*.

Yeah good stuff.

Liked the "Ann Wank" line.