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Another Greenbelt Announcement

ANNOUNCER: The Christian Union New Testament Society have launched an appeal to raise money towards a new acronym. So please give generously to that.

Ipreffered the other one as well.

Quote: Griff @ July 28 2008, 3:02 PM BST

Not liking this one as much as the technicolour announcements, which was good.
I think acronyms which spell CUNT are a bit hack.

I think you'll find it's CUNTS.

Preferred it myself!

Quote: Griff @ July 28 2008, 3:02 PM BST

I think acronyms which spell CUNT are a bit hack.

Are you referring to:

Very Apt Gynaecological Item Near Arse?

:D

Still a bit hack even when you consider the fact that I wrote it to make an entire room of Christians all think that word at the same time...?

Sorry to be dense, are these actual announcements to be read out at an actual festival in M*A*S*H style?

Quote: Afinkawan @ July 28 2008, 3:38 PM BST

:D

Still a bit hack even when you consider the fact that I wrote it to make an entire room of Christians all think that word at the same time...?

Sorry but I -

Can't Understand Nothing Today

(two negatives for the price of one!)

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 28 2008, 3:45 PM BST

Sorry to be dense, are these actual announcements to be read out at an actual festival in M*A*S*H style?

Sort of. At a show called Last Orders, a late night roundup/chat show at the Greenbelt Festival. I don't think they'll be broadcast over the whole site though, unfortunately.

Quote: Griff @ July 28 2008, 3:43 PM BST

All I know is that every time I see a piece of comedy where an acronym turns out to spell FUCK or CUNT or ARSE or PUSSYHOLE or PISSFLAP or SHITFACEBASTARDMOTHERFUCKER I find myself looking at my watch and wondering if I should change channels or go to the bar or something.

SHITFACEBASTARDMOTHERFUCKER

I'd applaud that jsut for the effort that would have gone into it.

Quote: Afinkawan @ July 28 2008, 3:54 PM BST

I don't think they'll be broadcast over the whole site though, unfortunately.

That's such a shame.

Quote: Griff @ July 28 2008, 3:43 PM BST

All I know is that every time I see a piece of comedy where an acronym turns out to spell FUCK or CUNT or ARSE or PUSSYHOLE or PISSFLAP or SHITFACEBASTARDMOTHERFUCKER I find myself looking at my watch and wondering if I should change channels or go to the bar or something.

FUCK, CUNT, ARSE PUSSYHOLE PISSFLAP SHITFACEBASTARDMOTHERFUCKER - eee - Yes! I find myself cummmmmmmiiiiiiinnnnggggg!

* changes pants and goes to the shops *

Lol

Bastard Trolls - Don't rain on our parade! You 'aint f**kin' funny - okay?

'ave somma this, YOOOOO WANKA!

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