How about this for a twist?
No Herring
EXT. EAST LONDON STREET CORNER. NIGHT
HIPPY
Got any Es?
DRUG
No. Got some Cs and Rs
HIPPY
Got some rope?
DRUG
I got a candlestick.
HIPPY
Right, I’ll have a quarter of Scrabble, a quarter of Cluedo and some of that bacon I had off you last week.
DRUG
Some money please.