British Comedy Guide

Fat man

3 MEN IN A MEETING ONE HAS HIS BACK TO THE OTHER 2.

MAN1

This is terrible news, they've found an obesity gene.

MAN2

People will sue McDonalds for billions for exploiting their genetic innability to resist scarffing down dozens of our burgers.

MAN1

The happy meal looks more bitterly ironic than ever.

MAN3 TURNS HE'S RONALD MACDONALD

MAN3

Gentlemen this is an opportunity. We stuff all our burgers with the obesity gene, and sales go through the roof. It's all part of the plan, did I tell you how I got my smile?

MAN1

Yes and whose going to stop us?

A VERY FAT BAT MAN RUNS ON, OUT OF BREATH.

MAN3

Oh no it's Fat Man!

FATMAN

That's really unfair I've got the obesity gene. Got any Big Macs before I kick your arse?

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