3 MEN IN A MEETING ONE HAS HIS BACK TO THE OTHER 2.
MAN1
This is terrible news, they've found an obesity gene.
MAN2
People will sue McDonalds for billions for exploiting their genetic innability to resist scarffing down dozens of our burgers.
MAN1
The happy meal looks more bitterly ironic than ever.
MAN3 TURNS HE'S RONALD MACDONALD
MAN3
Gentlemen this is an opportunity. We stuff all our burgers with the obesity gene, and sales go through the roof. It's all part of the plan, did I tell you how I got my smile?
MAN1
Yes and whose going to stop us?
A VERY FAT BAT MAN RUNS ON, OUT OF BREATH.
MAN3
Oh no it's Fat Man!
FATMAN
That's really unfair I've got the obesity gene. Got any Big Macs before I kick your arse?