This was my very first sketch I thought of .... years ago when I was around fourteen or fifteen years old and still at school.
Not really that funny, but it used to crack me up back in 1984.
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THE SURGEON SKETCH
A SURGEON, LOOKING VERY SOLUMN, ENTERS THE CORRIDOR, WHERE A WOMAN IS WAITING ANXIOUSLY FOR NEWS OF HER HUSBAND.
WOMAN:
Is there any news, Doctor?
SURGEON:
I'm sorry, but... we've lost your husband.
WOMAN STARTS TO SOB.
SURGEON:
We can't bloody find him anywhere.
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Yeah, I know..... it's a bit of a groaner, but I was only a young spotty teenager at the time.
